Jared, this one’s for you.

malty:

duplo:

“In a down economy and in good times as well, no one more so than the Mustached American can use a break. So the American Mustache Institute is partnering with merchants nationwide to offer a five percent “Mustached American Discount” card at restaurants, movies, haircuts, dance lessons, shoe repair, guitar restringing, wig manufacturing, medical procedures, Viagra, Thai massage, knob polishing, clown suit rental, clown rental, post-doctorate education, and other essential needs*. If you are interested in receiving a card, sign up below. And ask your local merchants if they accept the card, and if they don’t, encourage them to sign up by filling out the form below or calling 877-STACHE-1.”

Fill out your form here.