Marc Goldberg's Blog
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says “You’re all idiots”, and pours two beers.

Ty, I swear you’re the bartender.  And, you’d be mumbling something about the heat death of the universe while pouring that second beer.

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