A combination lock is attached to an open bottle and voila! No more disappearing booze at parties. If anything, they will just steal the entire bottle and break the top off later, but I would hope that people like that wouldn’t be invited to your parties. (via DVICE: Liquor Lock puts a halt to thieving partygoers)

Might be useful to stop my liitle sis stealing the vodka.

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Note that Travors IS NOT ok inviting the kind of people that steal the whole bottle, but IS ok inviting the kind of people that steal the booze out of the bottle. An interesting distinction!

Naturally this begs the question: how much stolen booze is ok? Clearly stealing ALL of the booze is at one end of the spectrum (since stealing the bottle is wrong). Clearly stealing NONE of the booze is at the other end of the spectrum.

“One… two… THREE!”
“Three shots of liquor to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop”

Or something. Whatever, I clearly need to get invited to one Travors parties; there’s clearly some potential for fun! :-p