August 2009
88 posts
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“Surprisingly adequate.”
– Charlie’s description of burgers from Sonic.
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July 2009
65 posts
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Do yourself a favor, and visit this site. WARNING: will be loud.
“The problem with the gene pool is that there’s no lifeguard.”
– David Gerrold (via simko) (via isay) (via jmarie3) (via terryblakey)
“We’re a sue first, ask questions later kind of an organization,” he...”
– Tweet about apartment mold draws lawsuit :: CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: Chicago Crime
Hah! Apparently “we sue first & ask later” == “reputation defense”. Sounds more like any sane person should avoid the inevitable cost of having a relationship with Horizon Realty (hope...
What did I do
josh:
to fall into the target demo for Tim McGraw’s new fragrance?
Alphabetized or prioritized? I notice you didn’t allow answers…
“We do it right because we do it twice.”
– Sacha in response to the old chestnut, “there’s never time to do it right, but there’s always time to do it over.”
Paul is a motivational expert.
Paul: we need to incent him to finish that. You want me to bring in a bull-whip?
Marc: or a cattle prod.
Paul: nah, those tend to incapacitate more than you'd like.
Marc: ...
“return $o;”
– Tony, dude, this isn’t as bad as the TCL code I had to support from Jay Ridgeway that had all variables named after Mexican food (if $enchilada > $burrito then return($taco)), but it’s close!
I'd love to see one of those novelty beer hats,...
Probably should be a hard hat…
One Armed Bandit created as a result of Work...
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<wtf caffeine="false" deadline="looming"
extra-pants="needed, but at the cleaners"
fml="dude, I'm not THAT emo.">
I apparently only put deodorant under one arm today. Pity those on my right.
</wtf>
</overshare>
levenshtein()
Oooh! I don’t suppose anyone has a “reblog into fogbugz” greasemonkey script handy?
hellaposer:
levenshtein() tells you how “far” away two words are. It will return the minimum number of inserts, replaces and deletions needed to transform one string to the other. Take, for example, the following code:
$dictionary = array( "php", "javascript", "css" ); $word = "japhp"; ...
It's not like it's Argentina.
Paul: *bitching about fedex status of iPhone. Again.* Ugh, it's still in Alaska!
Tony: It's just 1 flight away now, you could probably go sign for it.
Paul: I am NOT going to Anchorage to pick up my iPhone.
Graham: Laaayzeee!
“What is wrong with you??”
– Me in response to Graham’s whine about wanting to change his background color on a website.
“That should be a post type on Tumblr.”
– Me on someone requesting something “posthaste.”
I'm feeling a bit ornery today
Me: D'oh... hey Graham when I was adding you to the system, I realized we now have a name collision.
Graham: with who?
Me: uh, Graham. Duh.
Graham: *sigh*
“WTF is tumblr?”
– Tony
Watch PG PORN: High Poon
And yeah, that’s the guy from Firefly!
“The facts agreed upon by the Cambridge Police Department’s report and the...”
– Skip’s Racist Wakeup Call (original story), The Police Report, & Gates’ Statement
Watchgary:
AOL doing things I think many people should be doing….I am serious! I really think what AOL is doing is very smart and I think many other platforms should be following the model!
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This new guy is freakin' funny.
Me: you know that ThinkGeek sells titainium sporks?
Sacha: I don't think you can even get a date with out a titanium spork.
Me: hahah!
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Confidentiality means something.
Pssssst… can you keep a secret?
So can I.
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“Remarkably, Apple has so thoroughly stolen the customer relationship–who would...”
– Analyst: Apple Has Seized Control
AT&T better shape up before their exclusivity is gone.
“Ignorance and stupidity are very different: ignorance can be cured with...”
– My Dad to me when I was a kid. He’s a smart guy.
Solving the world's categorization needs
Sacha: How do you want to handle genres in the system?
Me: I have an idea...
Sacha: I know what you're thinking, 2 categories: "other" and "porn."
Me: Hahahahahah!
Me: Yeah....