May 2009
130 posts
Failure is not an option, it comes standard.
Someone will become rich inventing a smoke detector battery that only causes the damned thing to beep during waking hours.
Emil: your crotch is glowing.
Emil: oh, it's your iPhone.
Hitomi: why are you looking there anyway?!?
Emil: I was young, I needed the money.
Professionals are paid
Judy: (of me) why are you wearing a blazer?
Emil: he's a professional drunk.
Identified! The Phidippus Audax
marc:
tiffany:
This is my spider! Thank you internet.
Is the fact that it can jump up to 50 times its own body length not freaking you out at all?
Nah, the “fact” that it is probably 1 of several hundred in a nearby colony should be freaking you out.
Or maybe both of those together should be scary.
New Apple MacBook Air family with 3G →
I’ll buy this in a heartbeat.
“weesh phunn”
– Million Monkeys:
Weesh Phunn, indeed!
AOL Spinoff Approved by Time Warner Board | Kara... →
I’m optimistic.
(disclaimer, I’m long TWX)
marco:
From Sam Reich:
Dear Tumblr,
Thanks...
Manhattan Bicycle Rental?
Any recommendations for a place that Shannon and I can use for tooling around the city for a few hours?
“We realized through hindsight that our foresight was a bit lacking for our needs”
– What Thom really needs is lateralsight.
please
nikography:
if you are going to make a photoshop mockup of a website for someone else, stay the hell away from layer blending properties. seriously. this isn’t print.
i need to separate your graphic from the crazy gradient you put behind it. if it disappears when i remove the gradient then you are doing it wrong.
specious (adj) - superficially plausable, but...
mikehudack:
“None of our top executives are moving to Ireland, but that’s totally irrelevant. If it was a U.S. corporation, how many CEOs live in Delaware?”
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An Accenture spokesman, on the company’s plans to relocate its place of incorporation from tax-friendly Bermuda to more tax-friendly Ireland, and thus thwarting the Obama Administration’s plans to snag more revenue from multinational...
NetworkLocation - Manage settings on your Mac →
Whoa, this app will change a bunch of system and application settings on your Mac based on which network you’re connected too. Trying it out as well…
Meerkat | Code Sorcery Workshop →
Anyone have experience with SSH Tunnel management via Meerkat? There’s a 14-day trial that I’m checking out now. Thanks for the pointer Elmo!
“Ahhh Guiness. The plutonium of beer.”
– Paul on the dull thud a clinking of full pints makes.
WatchRight on.
gary:
Storytelling is the Game Storytelling is the most underrated thing when it comes to business, it is everything when trying to convey emotion and attachment to your brand and in todays world a Press Release is JUST not gonna CUT IT!
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Technology News: GPS: GAO-Predicted GPS Failure... →
Anyone want to go in on a set of geo-sync satellites?
Watch“is this going to be on Tumblr?” -Judy
