April 2009
28 posts
Do I have Pig Flu? →
It’s the fine print that really sells it.
Hope you didn't get any on you.
Marc: I haven't been properly caffeinated this morning, have you?
Paul: I got an organic love-fest brew on my way in this morning.
Marc: ...
Rookies!
They forgot the first rule: What’s mine is hers and what’s hers is hers.
marco:
Jeff Rock:
Emily is referring to it as ‘my Kindle’ now. Now what am I supposed to read? Real books?
Ugh.
Tiff stole mine, too. Join the club. Marc was smarter than us and just bought two from the beginning.
Finally Here!
cydney:
Ok, here goes… diving in to the world of blogging!! Not really sure what I’ll be posting here, so come back to find out!!
Welcome to the interwebs, sis!
Yeah, I really got that one too.
Marc: I just registered cranialrectosis.com.
Carrie: heey... that's... great?
Marc: I have a domain name problem.
Marc: I need an intervention.
Carrie: LOL
Carrie: you do!
Marc: Oooh! I bet I can get domainintervention.org.
Carrie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Satellite watching with GoSatWatch for iPhone →
For kg4oap: AMSAT & ARISS tracker.
On moooving Times Square tourists
Paul: You need a cow catcher.
Marc: Aren't they more appropriately called a cow plow?
Paul: Depends on how fast you're moving.
Marc: ... hahahahah!
So... how'd you do it?
marco:
In related news, it’s surprisingly difficult to take a good picture of a TV.
Would love to know what you learned…
Metaphysical Monkeys
Marc: This is more fun than a barrel of monkeys!
Hitomi: Why are a barrel of monkeys fun? That seems like it'd be stressful.
Marc: You've never had a barrel of monkeys?!
Hitomi: ...
Hitomi: Are you going to do something to me?
greasy spooning [v. intrans.]
the act of eating at a diner, or similar establishment, with one or more companions, esp for brunch.
get your mind out of the gutter.
Oh, Rich tells me he’s smart all the time. Usually after I tell him...
– Shani on her husband.
That tall girl ate your napkin. Can we buy you a drink?
– Emil to Igor.
Countdown to frickin' adorable
Weekend trip to VA means pictures of my nephew that are so adorable that your pants will implode. Boarding the train shortly.
You have been warned.
No seriously, they taste pretty good, even if you haven’t been drinking...
– Christine on the virtues of the Crocodile Lounge in Gramercy Park.