I did a google image search for “rainbows and unicorns,” because, how can that go wrong?  White-power ass-unicorn is how.

Time to find a new cleaning place. Wish I noticed before I left the house wearing it!

John turned and fled. Jennifer took off after him. Max Synergy and the US Alliance suits just stood there. This, she discovered, was a common thread to the next four and a half minutes: office workers standing around gaping while she and John zipped past them. John was screaming for the NRA or security or anyone with a gun, please, but there was not a lot of action from the suits and skirts at US Alliance. Companies claimed to be highly responsive, Jennifer thought, but you only had to chase a screaming man through their offices to realize it wasn’t true.

It’s a smart and funny book; I just read it on my kindle… it’s a real button-presser, or page-turner, or whatever the phrase is now.

John said, “You know what makes a successful executive?”

“Dude, I am a successful executive.”

“Decisiveness,” he said. The doors slid open. A man in a briefcase was standing there; he raised his eyebrows. John pointed the gun at the man’s leg and squeezed the trigger. It was louder than he’d expected.

“Holy shit! the kid said.

“Also, implementation skills,” John said, and left the elevator

The book is a nicely paced absurd satire exploring the extreme free market. Loved it and will re-read soon.

Evidence of shenanigans in the office.

Turns out to be a duplicate of Apple bug #6961613.

Iced coffee, AKA go-go juice for the gym.

All I can think is, “what administrator has the root user login with [t]csh of all shells?” sigh